funny. so funny. my favorite part is the homo guy.. so funny.. i was laughing so hard.. AND THE PAINTING! BWAHAHAHA!! must see movie.. i love comedies.. The Rules of Wedding Crashing Rule #1 – Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2 – Never use your real name. Rule #3 – Never confess. Rule #4 – No one goes home alone. Rule #5 – Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6 – Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7 – Blend in by standing out. Rule #8 – Be the life of the party. Rule #9 – Whatever it takes to get in, get in. Rule #10 – Invitations are for wussies. Rule #11 – Sensitive is good. Rule #12 – Of course you dream of one day having children. Rule #13 – Bridesmaids are desperate – console them. Rule #14 – You’re a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15 – Fight the urge to tell the truth. Rule #16 – Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #17 – Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18 – You love animals and children. Rule #19 – Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20 – Always have an early “appointment” the next morning. Rule #21 – Make sure she’s 18. Rule #22 – You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23 – There’s nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there’s enough women to go around. Rule #24 – If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25 – You understand she heard that but that’s not what you meant. Rule #26 – Of course you love her. Rule #27 – Don’t over drink. The machinery must work in order to close. Rule #28 – Make sure there’s an open bar. Rule #29 – Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30 – You’re from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #31 – Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #32 – Don’t commit to a relative unless you’re absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33 – Never go back to your place. Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35 – Breakfast is for closers. Rule #39 - Your favorite movie is “The English Patient”. Rule #40 - No “chicken dancing” – no exceptions. Rule #41 - Never hit on the bride! It’s a one-way ticket to the pavement. Rule #42 – The way to a woman’s bed is through the dance floor. Rule #43 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you’re “sweet.” Rule #44 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You’ll never have to buy a drink. Rule #45 – You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church. Rule #46 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It’s close enough to wedding party to seem like you’re an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #47 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #48 - Always remember your fake name! Rule #49 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don’t sully them by “improvising.” Rule #50 – When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. anyway, the day was great.. i got some rest, recharged.. actually, my eyes were hurting i forgot my eye drops.. too much computer huh? but, i don't care, i prefer going online than school.. atleast i learn stuff from here than my sucky school.. damn.. it's almost finals and i haven't learned anything.. i'd really have to do better next semester.. as in.. i promise! or maybe i should stop telling myself every semester that "i will study hard this time".. everytime i do, i'd end up not going to classes and stuff.. maybe i should tell myself, "aaww, i'm too lazy, i'll just bum out.." then maybe i would often be found in school.. LMAO.. or maybe i should just transfer and start from scratch.. well, not the whole course, just the scratch from a new school.. i've always been loyal, so staying put in a campus is what i got used too.. i studied in PCA since 1st grade till i graduated high school.. maybe this time i need a change. only, im not changing schools, i'm just switching to a new campus.. *sigh* i'm too lazy for anything but i still want to take another course after this one, not a full course, i just want to learn a different course.. maybe something concerning business, of cooking (i dunnow how to cook except frying and eggs).. or international languages.. that would be cool.. but what do i need to go to school for? it's all in the WORLD WIDE WEB! but i know i gotta go out sometime, maybe if i get my laptop things would be easier for me.. i could go anywhere and still be in the net.. like, dunno.. addict talaga.. hahaha! anyway, still got some stuff to do.. i wanna post more stuff!! but i have no time for them now.. they'll always be there and no one visits my blog anyway.. i don't have "real" friends who bother to visit blogs.. well, maybe i do have friends but they're not the 'blogging' type or they don't go online often.. oh well, i'll just keep posting anyway.. maybe one day, someone out there would come visit my blog just to read my blurbs.. mwahahaha!! gracias!